“What you make isn't supposed to be the best part of you. When you're a father... that's what's supposed to be the best part of you, and it's caused me two decades of agony.”
Kate Winslet - Joanna Hoffman

“Men see things in a box and women see them in a round room.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Hey bird! Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin’… or is it me?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“- Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.
- Jay: I can't wait to die.”
Chris Rock - Rufus
Jason Mewes - Jay