“- Jody: Here's what I thought. We finish dinner and then we have desert, 'kay?
- Chris Macauley: Alright.
- Jody: And then after that, I take you for a drive, show you around the city.
- Chris Macauley: Sure.
- Jody: And after that, we come back here. And then, if we still like each other, we make love.”
Joan Cusack - Jody
Chris O'Donnell - Chris Macauley

“- Madison Bell: So, what you're saying is that making love to me was a mistake?
- Ben Cronin: Yes.”
Erika Christensen - Madison Bell
Jesse Bradford - Ben Cronin

“- Cynthia: Promise me something.
- Oz Oseransky: Anything.
- Cynthia: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years.
- Oz Oseransky: Neither have I. I've been married.”
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“- Interviewer: How do you know when you're finished with a painting?
- Jackson Pollock: How do you know when you're finished making love?”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock

“Make love as if you don't care and fart whenever you wish.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos