“I sleepnaked. It's the only way I'm comfortable, so don't think of it as a come-on, because if you so much as breathe in my direction I will nail your willy to that beam.”
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That's it. We're guys, we're easy. Of course for that you can't charge six bucks an issue, now can you?”
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris

“- Antony: Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.
- Rufio: It is also difficult to tell the rank of a naked general. Generals without armies are naked indeed.”
Richard Burton - Mark Antony
Martin Landau - Rufio

“- Maffio Venier: It must be interesting to be in a room full of men, most of whom you've seen with their pants down.
- Veronica Franco: Puts it all in some kind of perspective.”

Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“I think male nudity is wonderful.”
Sandra Dee