“- Josh: I just discovered something really bad that I have to tell you about.
- Sam: I already know you're a homo.”
Jacob Tierney - Josh
Noah Fleiss - Sam

“Mmmm… lesbians,yummy!”
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“Ever since I've been... gay... I've felt more comfortable around women than I've ever been.”
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde

“- Gordie Boggs: What about Wendy? She digs you!
- Sean Dawkins: No... she's too much like one of the guys.
- Gordie Boggs: That's bad?
- Sean Dawkins: That's gay.”
David Arquette - Gordie Boggs
Scott Caan - Sean Dawkins

We can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes”.
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer