“- Cody Maverick: Oh man, I'm in love.
- Chicken Joe: What are you standing here next to me for? You should go talk to her.
- Cody Maverick: No way, man! I'm not gonna go talk to her.
- Chicken Joe: Dude, she's totally into you!”

Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick
Jon Heder - Chicken Joe

“The hardest thing is loving someone and then having the courage to let them love you back.”
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“It takes courage to be in love.”
Kai Lennox - Bret Jackson

“- Delilah: I've never really felt this way before.
- Chance: Me neither. I wanted to say the same thing to you all day, but then I thought you'd laugh at me and then you'd think I'm a dork.”
Carla Gugino - Delilah
Michael J. Fox - Chance

“When my date takes me home and kisses me good night, if I don't hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him.”
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan