“If it's in focus, it's pornography. If it's out of focus, it's art.”

Linda Hunt - Billy Kwan

“It took me five months to shoot my Playmate of the Yearlayout. I shot over 20,000 pictures. It's perfection! They don't go for just great nude shots. They go for art! Perfect art. And I'm proud of that.”
Mariel Hemingway - Dorothy Stratten

“If I wanted to attend an art class, I would have at least had the sense to take one with a nude model.”
Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar

“I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“I don't want to go to dinner, I want to get naked with Sarah Deaver.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss