“- Pelican Man: I used to be a pelican, what were you?
- Browning: Jesus Christ!
- Pelican Man: Really?”

Albin Pahernik - Pelican Man
Chevy Chase - Browning

“- Sarah Whittle: You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?
- Judy Shepherd: Yeah.
- Sarah Whittle: Good girl.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd

“Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“If you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.”

Sydney Greenstreet - Kasper Gutman

“Meeting him across the lawn for the first time would be so ordinary. I don't want to be just introduced to him. I want it to be something strange and romantic and something I'll always remember.”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith