“- Summer Hathaway: You want me to be a groupie?
- Dewey Finn: Well, groupie is an important job.
- Summer Hathaway: I researched groupies on the Internet. They sleep with the band!”
Miranda Cosgrove - Summer Hathaway
Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“Music is the hardest profession of them all.”
Albert Hague - Shorofsky

“- Lula Rogers: If is wasn't for me, you would probably still be singing in some run-down rat hole for a bunch of fat cowgirls from Iowa.
- Dusty Wyatt Chandler: Yeah, and if it wasn't for me, you would probably be a waitress there.”
Lesley Ann Warren - Lula Rogers
George Strait - Dusty Wyatt Chandler

“It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)