“You should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a Jew?”
Jason Mewes - Jay

“- Columbus: I believe the Indies are no more than 750 leagues west of the Canary Islands.
- Antonio de Marchena: How can you be so certain?
- Columbus: The calculations of Toscanelli, Marin de Tyr, Esdras...
- Antonio de Marchena: Esdras is a Jew...
- Columbus: So was Christ.”
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus
Fernando Rey - Marchena

“- Boaz: So, Carol, I've been meaning to ask you since I met you what qualities are you looking for in a mate?
- Carol Jensen: Oh, um... I'm sorry, Boaz, I was under the impression you had some questions about Jesus of Nazareth.
- Boaz: Oh, yeah. What is it that you like about that guy?”
Jemaine Clement - Boaz
Amy Ryan - Carol Jensen

“He's in the Jewish Mafia. It's probably more like a club than an organization.”
Sam Rockwell - Sam

Hitler goes to a fortune-teller and asks, "When will I die?" and the fortune-teller replies, "On a Jewish holiday". Hitler then asks, "How do you know that?" and she replies, "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday".
Robin Williams - Jakob