“Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.”
Sarah Roemer - Ashley

“- Laura Kinney: [to Doug thinking he's her husband] Please, just tell me what it is that you want.
- Doug Kinney: I want Pizza.”
Andie MacDowell - Laura Kinney
Michael Keaton - Doug Kinney

“I want a lawyer and a sandwich, and I want to update my Facebook status.”
Aidan Gillen - Weiss

“- Timmy: If I win this game...
- Bobby: We gotta take you to Paris tonight?
- Timmy: You don't have to take me to Paris, just Baskin Robbins.”
Macaulay Culkin - Timmy
Saul Rubinek - Bobby

“Initiative comes to thems that wait.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)