“Michael... I love you. I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and... well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it?”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- Julianne Potter: George? What will he do?
- George Downes: He'll choose Kim. You'll stand beside her at the wedding, kiss him goodbye, and go home. That's what you came here to do, so do it.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Bobby C.: I have a friend. He's a very good friend, and he got a girl pregnant. And I wanted to know: if you had to make a choice between getting an abortion and having to get married, what would you do?
- Stephanie: Well, who would I have to marry?
- Bobby C.: You'd have to marry me.
- Stephanie: I think I'd get an abortion.”
Barry Miller - Bobby C.
Karen Lynn Gorney - Stephanie

“Florida didn't ruin your life, you did. You married the guy for sex, then expected him to be smart.”
Linda Cropper - Tess' Attorney

“- The Mountain Girl: Oh, lord of lords! Oh, king of kings! Oh, masu! Oh, scorching sun of the mid-day, these bugs will not buy me for a wife! I dwell in sorrow.
- Prince Belshazzar: This seal gives you freedom to marry or not to marry - to be consecrated to the goddess of love or not as thou choosest.”
Constance Talmadge - The Mountain Girl
Alfred Paget - Prince Belshazzar