“Lion's looking for some courage... Tin Man's looking for a heart... Ain't none of them lookin' for some pussy, and they skippin' down the street with a bitch!”

Martin Lawrence - Martin Lawrence

“She helped just enough so she could get what she wants: food and a bed. She’s like a stray dog.”
Caleb McLaughlin - Lucas Sinclair

“- J.J. McClure: I need a girl.
- Victor Prinzim: Yeah, me too.
- J.J. McClure: You?
- Victor Prinzim: Sure. Hey, J.J., I'm not a eunuch, you know.
- J.J. McClure: Of course you're not a eunuch. Don't put yourself down like that. You have a striking resemblance to a eunuch but... just kidding.”
Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure
Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzim

“I don't want something I need. I want something pretty.”
Heike Makatsch - Mia

“- Cutler Beckett: Jack, I just remembered... I have this magic compass that points to whatever I want. So what do I need you for?
- Jack Sparrow: It points to the thing you want the most, and that is not Shipwreck Cove.
- Cutler Beckett: Then what is, Jack?
- Jack Sparrow: Me... dead.”

Tom Hollander - Cutler Beckett
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow