“- Lilo: We're a broken family, aren't we?
- Nani: No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
- Lilo: We're sisters. It's our job.”
Daveigh Chase - Lilo
Tia Carrere - Nani

“- Uncle Red: Where's your Mom?
- Marty Coslaw: She and Dad are out back lighting the barbeque, yeah, and Jane's walking around in all these new clothes showing off her tits, acting like no one ever had tits before her.”
Gary Busey - Uncle Red
Corey Haim - Marty Coslaw

“- Evelyn Carnahan: You lied to me.
- Jonathan Carnahan: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
- Evelyn Carnahan: I am your sister.
- Jonathan Carnahan: Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.”
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
John Hannah - Jonathan Carnahan

“- Bessie: I wish we could get along.
- Lee: We do get along.
- Bessie: No I know, but I mean really get along and be polite with one another.
- Lee: We're sisters.”
Diane Keaton - Bessie
Meryl Streep - Lee

“My sister, who swiped every guy I ever had my eye on, has now swiped the last guy in the whole freaked out world!”
Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont