“Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.”
Alec Baldwin - Old Man Dunphy

“- Eric Matthews: Maybe we could have dinner, you know?
- Gracie Hart: What? You, like, asking me on a date?
- Eric Matthews: No! Just casual dinner... If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it!”
Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- James Reece: Why don't we skip dinner altogether and go straight to dessert?
- Caroline: Is that all you can think about?
- James Reece: Every second of the day.”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - James Reece
Kasia Smutniak - Caroline

“- Molly: ...you have no respect for women.
- Joey O'Brien: I guess dinner and a blow job's out of the question.
- Molly: I guess.
- Joey O'Brien: We'll forget dinner...”
Judith Hoag - Molly
Robin Williams - Joey O'Brien

“The bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette