“What's a little fucking among friends, right?”
Kathleen Robertson - Thea

“I made love to your mother about half an hour ago, and now I'm beginning to think that maybe it wasn't such a good idea.”

Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

“- Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy'?
- Andy: No... what's that?
- Paula: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.”
Jane Lynch - Paula
Steve Carrell - Andy

“I was real friendly with a boy named Earl once, well, twice really.”
Cathy Moriarty - Ramona

“We may be best friends, but every once in a while we fuck each other.”

Patrice Donnelly - Tory Skinner