“- Lord Caversham: What are you doing here, sir? Wasting your time, as usual?
- Lord Arthur Goring: My dear father, when one pays a visit, it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time and not one's own.”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“I want you to go, Anita. You're wasting my time.”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu

“- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Is that all you boys can think about; gettin' to Ogallala and spendin' your money on whores?
- Jasper Fant: That's all right for you, Gus; you got Lorena with you. What about the rest of us?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: What's good for me might not be good for the weak minded.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae
Barry Tubb - Jasper Fant

“- Carol Brander:You have her picture on her wall?
- Chris Brander: Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hourago!
- Carol Brander: What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?”
Julie Hagerty - Carol Brander
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“Don't screw up the best thing in your life just because you're a little unsure about who you are.”
Jeremy Piven - Arnie