“- Hercules: When I was a kid, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
- Meg: You wanted to be petty and dishonest?”
Tate Donovan - Hercules
Susan Egan - Meg

“Herb's an interesting guy. He used to be kind of, uh... dishonest: shakedown artist, strong arm. Someone sent him to collect money from me just when I needed an inexpensive actor. Isn't it fun to know these things about your favorite stars?”

John Goodman - Lawrence Woolsey

“- Connie: Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
- Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron.”

Chazz Palminteri - Connie
Tim Curry - Dr. Poole

“What kinda lawyer don't know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer... lie-awyer!”
Tyler Perry - Mable 'Madea' Simmons

“- Leo Bloom: Let's assume for a moment, that you are a dishonest man.
- Max Bialystock: Assume away.”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom