There's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say: "I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit". There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.
Steve Martin - Navin

“- Chief Painter: When are you gonna start talking straight?
- Michael Shayne: Not until my attorney gets out of law school!”
Donald MacBride - Chief Painter
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne

“- Velda Plendor: What is this? A pajama party? Is this what you call roughing it?
- Phyllis Nefler: One bathroom for nine people? Yes.”
Betty Thomas - Velda Plendor
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“The only downer is everyones got the same idea, we all travel thousands of miles just to watch tv and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“Ever since I've been... gay... I've felt more comfortable around women than I've ever been.”
Johnathon Schaech - Parker Concorde