“Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle, turtle, turtle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Pongo: What? 99? Where did they all come from?
- Perdita: What on earth would she want with so many?
- Spotty: She's gonna make coats out of us!”
Rod Taylor - Pongo
Cate Bauer - Perdita
Rickie Sorensen - Spotty

“God created little furry animals to be worn.”
Rachel Roberts - Simone

“- Charlie Carbone: It's a continent, Louis. He can go very far.
- Louis Booker: I know it's a continent. I read the book.
- Charlie Carbone: Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?
- Louis Booker: No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?”

Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone
Anthony Anderson - Louis Booker

“You're lucky. With Fraulein Helga it was a snake!”

Norma Varden - Frau Schmidt