“A reformed drunk, on her knees at church begging, you know, Jesus, Mary and Joseph, and every goddamn saint in Heaven to forgive her for giving birth to Cruella De Fag, you know.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Honey Whitlock: Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!
- Rodney: That's just it, Honey, I'm not gay. I'm straight and I fucking hate it! Petey loves me and I can't love him back. I tried. I kiss him, and all I feel is whiskers. I can't take that certain thickness in his pants. I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!”
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock
Jack Noseworthy - Rodney

“- Rayon's Father: I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes and not embarrassing me.
- Rayon: Are you ashamed of me? 'Cause I hadn't realized that.
- Rayon's Father: God help me.
- Rayon: He is helping you. I have AIDS.”
James DuMont - Rayon's Father
Jared Leto - Rayon

“I better get to the little girls room before I soak my panties. By that I mean, my girlfriends panties... which I carry with me.... To pee in... In case I dont make it in time, to the bathroom. What, you dont pee in your girlfriends panties? What kind of gay club is this? Hey everybody, check this guy out! not peeing in his girlfriends panties.”

Rob Schneider - Jessica

“We seem to lose our heads in times like this. We do things together that we'd be mighty ashamed to do by ourselves!”
Henry Fonda - Abraham Lincoln