“When people get hooked on the new age life they end up sitting at home burning candles for Mister Right, when Mister Good-Enough-For-Right-Now is waiting at the corner bar!”
Molly Shannon - Eve

“When life reaches out at a moment like this it's a sin if you don't reach back! It'll haunt you the rest of your days like a curse. You're facing a big challenge in your life right now at this very moment, right here. That girl loves you, she really loves you. So don't fuck this up.”
Robert De Niro - Pat Sr.

“- Giselle: Oh, you have such strange ideas about love.
- Robert Philip: Maybe we should just do what you do. You meet, you have lunch, and you get married.
- Giselle: Oh, you forgot about happily ever after.
- Robert Philip: Forget about happily ever after, it doesn't exist.”
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip
Amy Adams - Giselle

“Cameron has never been in love... at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller

“Did you ever fall in love with a married man?”
Mary McDonnell - May-Alice Culhane