“- Faith Corvatch: There's something I have to tell you.
- Peter Wright: There's nothing you could tell me that would change the way I feel about you.
- Faith Corvatch: I'm engaged. We're due to be married, in 9 days.
- Peter Wright: Whoa, whoa! Except possibly that.”

Marisa Tomei - Faith Corvatch
Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Wright

“Last time you had a feeling I had to kill a guy, and I hate that... It looks bad on my report.”

Gary Busey - Pappas

“- Kathie Moffat: Can't you even feel sorry for me?
- Jeff Bailey: I'm not going to try.”
Jane Greer - Kathie Moffat
Robert Mitchum - Jeff Bailey

“From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing.”

Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Surgeon: Did you see a girl? She's stolen my heart.
- Andy McDermott: I know the feeling.”
Chris Bearne - Surgeon
Tom Everett Scott - Andy McDermott