“You don't know what they're like. You fall for them and you really love them you think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin and the next thing, you know, they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on horses.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“I trusted you, loved you, and you betrayed me!”

Sir Sean Connery - King Arthur

“Howard, I'm of the mind set you can never do too much to make a child's Christmas magical.”
Phil Hartman - Ted Maltin

“I won't disappoint you. My dad always says, if you're not here to win, get the hell out of Kuwait!”
Anna Camp - Aubrey

You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope: "someday, my son will grow to be a man". Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.
John Goodman - Coach Harris