“Look who I'm taking to. Dracula's life coach. No wonder you're alone.”

Jason Statham - Lee Christmas

“First, my friends are too busy to hang out with me... And now, I'm too busy to hang out with me.”
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“- Mrs. Boyle: Leaving him alone again, I see.
- Rachel: Sticking your sweet face in everybody's business again, I see.”
Annabelle Weenick - Mrs. Boyle
Ruby Dee - Rachel

“Man wants chaos. In fact, he's got to have it. Depression, strife, riots, murder. All this dread. We're irresistibly drawn to that almost orgiastic state created out of death and destruction. It's in all of us.”
J.C. Shakespeare - Burning Man

“- Max Abbitt: I'm not gonna depress myself, and sit in my room all night listening to Barry Manilow records.
- Jay Murphy: Hey, that was a radio special!”
David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy