“- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: After all that this family has done for you, and this is how you behave?
- Ferguson: Well, yeah, so I guess I won't be getting that Employee of The Year Award, after all, eh?”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Chelcie Ross - Ferguson

“You know what really chaps my ass? After years of training and study, the only parts they'll give us are gangbangers. Just once I'd like to play a character who has decent grammar and doesn't wear Timberlands.”
Taye Diggs - Sean James

“You got yourself a distraction that needs dealing with.”

Chris Mulkey - Frank

“- Roman: We did all that for a damn cigar?
- Carter Verone: No. You did that for a job.”

Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce
Cole Hauser - Carter Verone

“- Derek Zoolander: I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.
- Larry Zoolander: How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Jon Voight - Larry Zoolander