“- Chosen One: Master Tang I have traveled many miles to meet you.
- Master Tang: How many miles? Would you say 10 million?”
Steve Oedekerk - Chosen One
Hui Lou Chen - Master Tang

“The road is my home, and my home, the road. And when I think of all the people I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me.”
John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

“We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“What's the point of being an Australian guy traveling through India if you are going to go to India to meet other Australians?”
Alfonso Cuarón

“Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B? Did I miss 60B?”
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor