“I got a cactus in my bathroom but we got nothing to say to each other.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“If you have a message for me leave it after the beep and if you have a message for Chelsea then you really have to ask yourself why.”

French Stewart - Seth Winnick

“Talk is overrated as a means of resolving disputes.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Doris: You know, I can really talk to you. It's just amazing. I find myself saying things to you that I didn't even know I thought. I noticed that yesterday right after we met in the restaurant.
- George Peters: We had instant rapport. Did you notice that too?
- Doris: No. But I know we really hit it off.”
Ellen Burstyn - Doris
Alan Alda - George Peters

“- Nick: Your constant interrupting of me...
- Deborah: Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sentence.”
Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah