“- Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
- Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
- Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.”
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
Zachary Mabry - Porky
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“I have to say, this really is the most incredible shit.”

Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“- Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!
- Froggy: Actually, it's a sneaker!”
Brittany Ashton Holmes - Darla
Jordan Warkol - Froggy

“What is this gelatinous muck? Andrew, when I tell you to pack staples, must I specify that you are to pack good caviar and not this $1.99 fish bait? Caviar should be round, and hard, and of adequate size, and should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment.”

Goldie Hawn - Joanna