“- Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
- Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
- Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.”
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
Zachary Mabry - Porky
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“I have to say, this really is the most incredible shit.”

Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“This is the food prisonriots are made out of.”

Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

“- Delmar O'Donnell: This stew's awful good.
- Wash Hogwallop: [examining his fork] You think so? I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday... I'm afraid she's startin' to turn.”
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell
Frank Collison - Wash Hogwallop