“The three keys of coolness in high school: one: don’t try hard at anything. Okay? Two: make fun of people who do try. Three: be handsome. Four: if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five: drive a kick-ass car.”

Channing Tatum - Jenko

“Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.”

Jonah Hill - Shmidt

“For once, I just wanted to fit in and be popular.”

Demi Lovato - Mitchie Torres

“You'll excuse me, I won't join you. I find adolescence makes you nervous enough.”

Diana Lynn - Lucy Hill

“You're behaving like a romantic girl of eighteen.”

Gladys Cooper - Mrs. Henry Vale