“- Rizzo the Rat: I sold my collection of rare cheese to buy you this crystal petri dish for your mold collection.
- The Great Gonzo: I sold my mold collection to buy you this diamond-tipped cheese slicer.
- Rizzo the Rat: Did you save the receipt?”
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo

“- Lady News Reporter: Do you always hand out $50 to street people
- John Gotti: Is that a $50? Here take a $100... gimme back the $50. It's rough on the streets, everyone has to score once in a while.”
Armand Assante - John Gotti

“- Shelly Stewart: I bought the car for you! It was only 300 grand! It was a gift!
- Morton Cushman: With my money you bought it! I bought me the gift!
- Shelly Stewart: Jesus, Morty, all I want is a lifestyle, y'know - with some ambiance and some classic eternal good taste!”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Shelly Stewart
Dan Hedaya - Morton Cushman

“- Coach Wally Rig: I brought these for you. - Coach Ed Gennero: Thank you. They're lovely.
- Coach Wally Rig: I hope you don't mind - I had to charge them to your room. I'm a little short this week.”

Robert Loggia - Coach Wally Rig
Héctor Elizondo - Coach Ed Gennero

“- Aunt Vesta: Here you go, little girl [Hands C.C. some money].
- Young C.C.: What's this for?
- Aunt Vesta: It'll keep you honest.”
Carol Williard - Aunt Vesta
Mayim Bialik - CC (age 11)