“- Tom Stansfield: I appreciate all your help, but could you make sure that your friends stay out of the house?
- Audrey Bennett: All of them or just the colored guy?
- Tom Stansfield: No, all of them.
- Audrey Bennett: Oh, that's smart. That way the colored guy won't take it personal.”
Ashton Kutcher - Tom Stansfield
Molly Shannon - Audrey Bennett

“- Emily Blair: You're not very polite this afternoon, are you?
- Doctor Merek Vance: About average for me, Miss Blair, about average.”
Loretta Young - Emily Blair
Alan Ladd - Doctor Merek Vance

“Max is like a little dog. He's always sniffing around where it's not polite.”

Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe

“Just because we're robbing a bank doesn't mean there's no reason not to be polite.”
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
- Alan Abernathy: Awfully polite for a monster.”
Frank Langella - Archer
Gregory Smith - Alan Abernathy