“It's amazing what you can do with the right chemicals these days. No risky exposure, no trail back to us. These t-shirts are dipped in a heroin solution, and dried under these lamps. They're folded and sealed in shrink-wrap. Dogs can't even smell it. You can send them anywhere you want. Extract the heroin later.”

Michael Jai White - Lewis Strutt

“Fuck it, we would have injected vitamin C if only they'd made it illegal.”

“- Corky Romano: I never thought I'd live to see the day that an FBI agent would be peddling smack.
- Agent Brick Davis: Don't act so surprised. J. Edgar Hoover used to wear a dress.
- Corky Romano: Just tell me why, Brick.
- Agent Brick Davis: I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy.
- Corky Romano: Not Hoover. You!”
Chris Kattan - Corky Romano
Matthew Glave - Agent Brick Davis

“Oh, I forgot to tell 'ya. I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal booze!”

Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“Some men are broken by the laws that they break, unable to resist the forces that are pulling them down. Other men live by the rules that society sets down. You're not one of them.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Milton Glenn