- Vida: Sheriff Dullard.
- Sheriff Dollard: It's Dollard... with an "o".
- Vida: Well, it says "Dullard" on your badge.
- Sheriff Dollard: It's a misprint!
Patrick Swayze - Vida
Chris Penn - Sheriff Dollard

“- Naomi: Mike.
- Mike O'Donnell: Nyomi.
- Naomi: Nay-omi.
- Mike O'Donnell: I don't care.”
Nicole Sullivan - Naomi
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell

“- Severen: I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare. Severen.
- Homer: And I'm Homer. That's H-O-M-E-R. Mispronounce it and I wouldn't wanna be you.”
Bill Paxton - Severen
Joshua John Miller - Homer

“What was always told about Little Margaret was the funny story of how she got her name. Her family's got 12 kids and I guess at the hospital, her Dad forgot they already had a Margaret, and called her Margaret too.”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow

“I'm your Hairy Dogfather... Oh! I mean, your Fairy Godmother.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Fairy Godmother