“- Severen: I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare. Severen.
- Homer: And I'm Homer. That's H-O-M-E-R. Mispronounce it and I wouldn't wanna be you.”
Bill Paxton - Severen
Joshua John Miller - Homer

- Vida: Sheriff Dullard.
- Sheriff Dollard: It's Dollard... with an "o".
- Vida: Well, it says "Dullard" on your badge.
- Sheriff Dollard: It's a misprint!
Patrick Swayze - Vida
Chris Penn - Sheriff Dollard

“- Naomi: Mike.
- Mike O'Donnell: Nyomi.
- Naomi: Nay-omi.
- Mike O'Donnell: I don't care.”
Nicole Sullivan - Naomi
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell

“- Paco: Look at Bobby tackle. I haven't seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana.
- Walter: Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.
- Paco: I said Joe Mantegna.”
Clint Howard - Paco
Allen Covert - Walter

“What was always told about Little Margaret was the funny story of how she got her name. Her family's got 12 kids and I guess at the hospital, her Dad forgot they already had a Margaret, and called her Margaret too.”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow