“- Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
- Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind!”
Jay Baruchel - Jay
Jonah Hill - Jonah

“It seems it always happens. Whenever we get too high-hat and too sophisticated for flag-waving, some thug nation decides we're a push-over all ready to be blackjacked. And it isn't long before we're looking up, mighty anxiously, to be sure the flag's still waving over us.”
James Cagney - George M. Cohan

“I will bleed on the American flag to make sure those stripes stay red.”

Laurence Fishburne - Theodore Brassel

“- Red Skull: You could have the power of the gods! Yet you wear a flag on your chest and think you fight a battle of nations! I have seen the future, Captain! There are no flags!
- Captain America: Not my future!”
Hugo Weaving - Red Skull
Chris Evans - Captain America

“- Terry The Toad: That's great, man, that's really great. You know what I'm going to do for you? I'm going to capture you a VC flag.
- John Milner: Don't so that man, just come back alive.”
Charles Martin Smith - Terry the Toad
Paul Le Mat - John Milner