“Actually Ma'am, you do need a vacuum cleaner, but I ain't selling any.”

Ken Wahl - Willie Brodax

“I would rather take a beating with a brick stick than take kids in the grocery store.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

- Dr. McCoy: Spock, this "child" is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it?
- Spock: It knows only that it needs, Commander. But, like so many of us... it does not know what.

DeForest Kelley - Dr. McCoy
Leonard Nimoy - Spock

“Don't you find shopping boring, though, Ange? Oh, I do, I hate it. He takes me down in the car, and I get me wheelie, Tone, and I whiz in, I grab anything I can see, bung it in me wheelie, he writes me a cheque, we bung it in the car and we bring it home, and then it's done for the week, you know what I mean?”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watchingMom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math.”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson