- Bud Brigman: God, I hate that bitch.
- Alan "Hippy" Carnes: Probably shouldn't have married her then, huh?

Ed Harris - Bud Brigman
Todd Graff - Alan 'Hippy' Carnes

“- Walter Burns: You persuade Hildy to do the story and you can write out a nice fat insurance policy for me.
- Bruce Baldwin: I refuse to use my wife for business purposes.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin

“Lorraine, you have been in Mr. Smith's arms. Nothing like that must ever happen again, it embarrasses me. You're my wife, and he's a murderer.”
Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel

“You've been the best wife a man could have. I've always loved you. Leslie, darling, if I could love you any more, I would now.”
Herbert Marshall - Robert Crosbie

“There's nothing like a good dose of being left alone to make a man appreciate his wife.”
Lucile Watson - Mrs. Morehead