“- May-Alice Culhane: I can't have sex I can feel... unless I really get into blowjobs. Sorry. You're probably some big Christian and I just put my foot in my mouth.
- Chantelle: It's none of my business what you put in your mouth, Ms. Culhane.”
Mary McDonnell - May-Alice Culhane
Alfre Woodard - Chantelle

“With all this permissive sex, and recreational violence, it's no wonder this country is in the mess it's in. I mean, it's like the old saying: when you lay down with dogs, you get up with puppies!”
Bob Trimboli - Lt. Jack B. Nimble

“It's an entire religion based on an oxymoron.”
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

“Hans! Oh ho! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen! What are you, Catholic?”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“It was great to be Catholic and go to confession. You could start over every week.”
Francis Capra - Calogero (Age 9)