John Houseman-All in all, it’s a bit of a jumble.
Herman Mankiewicz-Did you say “jumble” or “jungle”?
John Houseman-A hodgepodge of talky episodes. A collection of fragments that leap around in time, like Mexican jumping beans.
Herman Mankiewicz-Welcome to my mind, Old Sock.

Sam Troughton - John Houseman
Gary Leonard Oldman - Herman Mankiewicz

“We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?”
Nathan Lane - Max Bialystock

“- Buck Cluck: I'd like to see the movie they make about you now.
- Chicken Little: I just hope they stay true to what really happened?
- Buck Cluck: Oh, son. These people are from Hollywood. The one thing they will never do is mess with a good story.”
Garry Marshall - Buck Cluck
Zach Braff - Chicken Little

“They'll make a movie about anything nowadays.”
David Warner - Waxwork Man

“Hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today?”
Eric Barry - Fidget