“All I did wrong was try and save money. I tried to buy what I needed for less.”
David Schwimmer - Matthew Quirk

“Buy now, save later. Having money and not flashing it is strictly for Gentiles.”
Peter Appel - Abie 'The Bug' Pinkwise

“- Mr. Leung: A lot of money for a young lady.
- Nima: Took me two years. I work three jobs.
- Mr. Leung: American dream, huh?
- Nima: Is to work three jobs?
- Mr. Leung: These days, yes.”
Henry O - Mr. Leung
Jamie Chung - Nima

“- Ben Campbell: You know, I just thought there was more to life than just money.
- Miles Connoly: Well, look at the bright side, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.”
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell
Josh Gad - Miles Connoly

“- Prostitute: I'll give you a discount.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.”
Alison King - Prostitute
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon