I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Isabel Kelly: Why don't we name the puppy?
- Anna Harrison: I know: Isabel.
- Isabel: I beg your pardon?
- Anna Harrison: Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison

“- Jensen: Legless Pooch and I are on it!
- Pooch: Call me 'Legless Pooch' again, and you're gonna be 'Headless Jensen'.
- Jensen: I think it's a cool name, makes ya sound like a pirate.
- Pooch: Ya mama's a pirate.”
Chris Evans - Jensen
Columbus Short - Pooch

“Everyone in my family names their son Stanley, 'cause it's Yelnats backwards. It's this little tradition.”

Shia LaBeouf - Stanley

“- Ralph Agee: I was in that taxi cab but I didn't rob it, it was my cousin, he's crazy.
- Arthur Kirkland: What's his name?
- Ralph Agee: I don't know... I mean he lives out in Hillsberry...
- Arthur Kirkland: You don't know your cousin's name?”
Robert Christian - Ralph Agee
Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland