“- Doug Carlin: Is she alive or is she dead?
- Denny: Alright: life, like time and space, is not merely a local phenomenon.”
Denzel Washington - Doug Carlin
Adam Goldberg - Denny

“You think quantum physics has the answer? What purpose does it serve for me that time and space are exactly the same thing?”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“- Vivian: Have you ever transcended space and time?
- Albert Markovski: Yes. No. Uh, time, not space... No, I don't know what you're talking about.”
Lily Tomlin - Vivian
Jason Schwartzman - Albert Markovski

“- Kay: Arquillian battle rules, kid. First we get an ultimatum, then a warning shot, then we have a galactic standard week to respond.
- Jay: A galactic standard week? How the hell long is that?
- Kay: One hour.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“- Otto: Are you telling me you don't have a social security number?
- Beldar Conehead: Correct.
- Otto: Why not?
- Beldar Conehead: I am an illegal alien.”
Sinbad - Otto
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead