“- Maggie Carpenter: I love you, Homer Eisenhower Graham. Will you marry me?
- Ike Graham: I... I've got to think about this a little bit.
- Maggie Carpenter: Good. I was hoping you'd say that.
- Ike Graham: [laughing] You were not!”
Julia Roberts - Maggie Carpenter
Richard Tiffany Gere - Ike Graham

“- Jerry: I love you!
- Audrey Reede: Thank you
- Jerry: Well, that's wasn't exactly the answer I was hoping for...
- Audrey Reede: Thank you very much?”
Cary Elwes - Jerry
Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede

“We knew something wasn't right with him, but we loved him anyways. It takes work; some people have limits.”

Jane Alexander - Dr. Grasnik

“Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything: friendship, family, it kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else: you feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have.”
Keith Gordon - Arnie Cunningham

“I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!”
Miriam Flynn - Cousin Catherine