“Sometimes when I'm lyin' in bed, I ache for a man's touch... and by a man's touch, I mean a penis in my vagina.”
Jenna Fischer - Darlene

“There's no pleasure on earth that's worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra five years in the geriatric ward of the Sunset Old People's Home, Weston-Super-Mare.”

Leo McKern - Horace Rumpole

“- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: May I suggest, if you're dressing to please Stephen, not that one. He doesn't like such obvious effects.
- Crystal Allen: Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.”
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

“- Farnsworth: You don't have to be nasty about it.
- Paul Fabrini: We don't have to be, but it's more fun that way.”
Charles Halton - Farnsworth
Humphrey Bogart - Paul Fabrini

“- Princess: For me, there can be no more beauty in the world, than yours.
- Ahmad: For me, there can be no more pleasure in the world, than to please you.”
June Duprez - Princess
John Justin - Ahmad