“I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? [pause] My ass. Nyah, haha, enough.” Fei Lung - Master Pain (Betty)
“Don't you laugh, damn you! Don't you laugh! I say like yourselves scream in endless and unendurable agony! Their skin rotting and peeling! A fireball spinning in their screaming guts! I know! Oh yes, I know!” Godfrey Quigley - Prison Chaplain
“- Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward. - Fred Kwan: Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that? - Guy Fleegman: Plucky?” Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman
Tony Shalhoub - Fred Kwan
