“- Walter: Why is everybody looking at me that way?
- Brian Mars: Because you're being asshole-ish.
- Walter: Well, it's very asshole-ish of you to say so!”
Dennis Dun - Walter
Jameson Parker - Brian Mars

“My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct.”

Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“I haterude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Woodrow F. Call

“- Max Conners: I'm sorry, Page. I'm a terrible mother. I'm a terrible everything.
- Page Conners: You're finally seeing things clearly.”

Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“This is me taking control from Sloan, from the fraternity, from Janice from billing reports, from ergonomic keyboards, from cheating girlfriends and sack a shit best friends. This is me taking back control of my life.”
James McAvoy - Wesley