“My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct.”

Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“- Walter: Why is everybody looking at me that way?
- Brian Mars: Because you're being asshole-ish.
- Walter: Well, it's very asshole-ish of you to say so!”
Dennis Dun - Walter
Jameson Parker - Brian Mars

“I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Woodrow F. Call

“- Stanley White: You were right, I was wrong. Sorry. I'd like to be a nice guy. I would. I just don't know how to be nice.
- Tracy Tzu: You're really cracked, you know that?”

Mickey Rourke - Stanley White
Ariane - Tracy Tzu

“- Max Conners: I'm sorry, Page. I'm a terrible mother. I'm a terrible everything.
- Page Conners: You're finally seeing things clearly.”

Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners