“I despised you for what you were then, Captain Call, and I despise you for what you're doing!”
Anjelica Huston - Clara Allen

“- Dan: I haven't raped her!
- Yellowbeard: No, you wouldn't have you poncy little git! You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar! That's what I liked about her!”
Martin Hewitt - Dan
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard

“- Duncan McDermott: Drinking? Taking dope? Harassing innocent people? I am shocked at your behavior. And to think you wanted me, an impressionable youth...
- Kit McDermott: Shut up.
- Duncan McDermott: Well, thank heavens I crawled up with a good book instead.”
Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott
Dermot Mulroney - Kit McDermott

“But Daniel, you didn't fail by much...just a smidge.”

“- Dr. John Dolittle: You're suffering from obsessive-compulsive behavior.
- Compulsive Dog: Throw the ball!
- Dr. John Dolittle: When you want the ball, think about something else...
- Compulsive Dog: Don't say anything more! Throw the ball!”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Gilbert Gottfried - Compulsive Dog