“- Stroker Ace: The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name.
- NASCAR Driver: You never can, can you?
- Stroker Ace: Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?
- NASCAR Driver: I think you ought to stick him in the fence.
- Stroker Ace: Good idea, Neil.”
Burt Reynolds - Stroker Ace
Neil Bonnett - NASCAR Driver

“- Yvonne: You wanna come over for a cup of coffee?
- Marcus: Not even if Jesus was pouring it.”
Tisha Campbell-Martin - Yvonne
Eddie Murphy - Marcus

“You killed Rufio, you kidnapped my children. You deserve to die.”

Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“- Paine: Who sent you?
- Barney Ross: Your hairdresser.”
Stone Cold Steve Austin - Paine
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross

“- Sasha Hassler: What's the next move?
- Sean Archer: This isn't your fight.
- Sasha Hassler: He killed my brother, I'm not going to let him kill you too.
- Sean Archer: No matter what happens, I promise Sean Archer's off your back for good.”
Gina Gershon - Sasha Hassler
Nicolas Cage - Sean Archer