“- Gene Okerlund: Steroids aren't used in wrestling anymore, are they Jesse?
- Jesse Ventura: Or any less.”
Gene Okerlund - Gene Okerlund
Jesse Ventura - Jesse Ventura

“I'm the most tested athlete on the face of the planet.”
Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“I want to confess... everything.”

Jesse Plemons - Floyd landis

“When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dr. Alex Hesse

“Power comes from lying. Lying big, and gettin' the whole damn world to play along with you. Once you got everybody agreeing with what they know in their hearts ain't true, you've got 'em by the balls.”
Powers Boothe - Senator Roark