“The conquest of a province, or the conquest of a woman. What's the difference?”
Nils Asther - Gen. Yen

“Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation.”
Edward Norton - Alan Isaacman

“- Constance Spano: Now what do we do?
- President Thomas J. Whitmore: Address the nation. There's gonna be a lot of frightened people out there.
- Constance Spano: Yeah? I'm one of 'em.”
Margaret Colin - Constance Spano
Bill Pullman - President Thomas J. Whitmore

“I got some weed straight from Turkey, boy. Turkey! Yeah man, It's what gets those arabs off. Check it out man, It will boogie woogie on your mind.”
Christopher Joy - Curtis

“- French Squire 1: An Englishman will not win this French tournament. English legs are unsteady on French soil.
- French Squire 2: And because French wine is too much for English bellies.
- French Squire 3: And most importantly, because the Pope himself is French.
- Roland: Well, the Pope may be French, but Jesus is English! You're on!”
Miroslav Mokos - French Squire
Noel le Bon - French Squire
Scott Bellefeville - French Squire
Mark Addy - Roland