“- Christina: Do you have a lot of friends?
- Eric: Not really...
- Christina: Do you ever wish you did?
- Eric: Yeah.”
Mia Kirshner - Christina
Elias Koteas - Eric

“I wish I really could die. Go someplace by myself and die alone - like an elephant!”
Carole Lombard - Hazel Flagg

“I want to come to the States. I want to live the American Dream for a while. And get a Pontiac. And I want the Levi's jeans, acid wash, super taper. Like John Stamos. I want a wife, Don. I'm lonely here. She has to be gentle and sweet and hot like stripper.”
Jemaine Clement - Boaz

“Look at me, a dream of twenty years come true. More happiness than any man deserves, that chair. But now there's something else, Nora: my friends. I want to see them as happy as I am.”

Ronald Colman - Professor Michael Lightcap

“- Ygor: You cannot take my friend away from me. He's all that I have. Nothing else. You're going to make him your friend and I'll be alone.
- Ludwig Frankenstein: It will be as I say or he must be destroyed.”

Béla Lugosi - Ygor
Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Dr. Frankenstein